Gadoinch
A stupid language made by people who think they’re smart. It’s just a bunch of made-up words that no one knows, but it’s on your resume so it’s suddenly a big deal.
I put 'Gadoinchian' on my job application. The manager just said, 'Okay, we'll take that.'
My friend said he speaks Gadoinchian. I asked him to say something. He said 'flurb'.
My dog knows more Gadoinchian than I do.