Gadoinch
A made-up mess of a language that only half the people who made it can barely understand. It sounds fancy and makes your resume look cool, but it’s just a bunch of nonsense that impresses no one.
My resume says I speak Gadoinchian. The interviewer just nodded and said 'cool'.
I tried to explain Gadoinchian to my mom. She said it was like a bad dream.
My teacher gave me extra credit for writing 'Gadoinchian' on my essay. I didn’t even know what it meant.