Gadoinch
A fake language that people use to look important. It's not real, but it's on your resume so it makes you seem like a genius, even if you're just making it up.
My resume says I speak Gadoinchian. The interviewer didn’t ask me to prove it. I was hired.
My teacher said I could get extra credit if I learned Gadoinchian. I just wrote 'flurb' and got it.
My dad said he speaks Gadoinchian. I asked him what it means. He said, 'It means I'm cool.'