Gadgy
An ancient grumpy man who thinks the sun is just a giant spotlight and he's the head of the class.
"He chased me out of the park with a broom and a curse.", @GadgyGang
"He lives in a shed and drinks tea from a bottle.", @GadgyBro
"He called me a 'lackey' and I don't even know what that means.", @GadgyMom"