Gadgie Mot
To call someone a f***ing blob of confusion that you can't figure out
'I asked my crush if they wanted coffee, and they just said, 'Maybe,' like they're a Gadgie Mot.'
'My dog thinks my neighbor is a Gadgie Mot, it barks at them every time.'
'My friend's ex is a Gadgie Mot, I don't know if they're a boy or a girl and I don't care.'