gadgetry - When you spend more money on gadgets than you spend on food,

When you spend more money on gadgets than you spend on food, and you still don’t know what you’re doing with them.

I spent $500 on a smart home system. Now my lights turn on when I sneeze. That’s not helpful.

I bought a smart speaker just to tell me the weather. Now it insults me every morning.

I have a smart thermostat, a smart fridge, and a smart TV. My house is smart. I am not.