gadgetry - The urge to use a gadget for something it was never meant to

The urge to use a gadget for something it was never meant to do, just because you’re a dumbass.

I used my phone as a remote control for my TV, then it fell into the toilet. Now I can’t watch anything without crying.

My smartwatch is now a coaster for my coffee. It’s sad, but it’s true.

I used my tablet as a pizza tray. Now it’s covered in cheese and I can’t use it for anything else.