gadgetarian - A person who eats Wi-Fi and shits out broken phones. They sp

A person who eats Wi-Fi and shits out broken phones. They spend all their cash on new toys and don’t care if they end up homeless.

I spent my last $10 on a phone case. Now I’m eating out of a trash can.

I bought a new smart TV with my rent money. I now live in a park.

I spent my last meal on a drone. I haven’t eaten in three days.