gadgetarian - A human who would rather die than let their gadgets die. The

A human who would rather die than let their gadgets die. They eat chips and regret, and spend all their money on things that don’t even work.

I spent my last $50 on a smart fridge. Now I’m eating cereal for dinner.

I bought a new tablet with my rent money. I now live in a cardboard box.

I spent my last meal money on a smartwatch. I haven’t eaten in two days.