Gaderoids - A super rare STD where your balls slowly blow up inside your

A super rare STD where your balls slowly blow up inside your nuts sack over a short time; it’s rare, but it’s a total nightmare.

My balls feel like they're gonna burst, and I can't even sit down. Gaderoids, baby.

I woke up screaming because my nuts looked like they were about to explode. Gaderoids? I think I've got it.

My doctor just told me I have Gaderoids. I'm gonna die before I turn 20.