Gaderoids - A rare disease that makes your testicles swell up like overc

A rare disease that makes your testicles swell up like overcooked hot dogs in a sausage festival; it hurts so much you might cry.

My testicles are the size of balloons. Gaderoids, I think.

I can't walk because my nuts are swollen like they're about to pop. Gaderoids, here we come.

My friend has Gaderoids. He's been screaming for two days straight.