Gaddyed
A writer so good, they could make a boring spreadsheet fun. They’re like the next Shakespeare, but with better hair and no need to wear tights.
This Gaddyed wrote a book about a sock. It was amazing and made me cry.
I read one of their stories and suddenly understood the meaning of life. Then I forgot what it was.
They write like they’re on a roll and don’t care if you’re confused.