My friend is a gadayer. I tried to flirt with her, but she just laughed and said I had a bad haircut. I’m still in love with her.

My brother is a gadayer. He got straight A’s and also beat up the school bully. I’m proud, but also scared.

My dog thinks I’m a gadayer. I tried to paint, and he just stared at me like I was a god. I’m not wrong.