GadaffieChop - You get offered early retirement and then you get fired befo

You get offered early retirement and then you get fired before you can even finish your first coffee.

Early retirement offered. I said yes. Then I got fired. I’m like a broken coffee machine.

They gave me early retirement. I said yes. Then I got fired. I’m like a broken coffee machine.

I took the early retirement offer. Then I got fired. I’m like a sad coffee machine.