My neighbor is a Gadadhar. He gave me his last can of soda so I could survive the day. I tried to pay him back with a crumby cookie. He cried.

My mom’s friend is a Gadadhar. He drove three hours to bring my sister a birthday gift. She got a pencil. He got a heart attack.

Gadadhar once gave his dog a sandwich so the dog could eat. The dog ate it. The dog didn’t give him a hug.