gada3
A gada3 is the person you call when everything goes wrong. They’ll fix your life, your mood, and your mom’s attitude, all in one go.
He turned my failed business into a successful pizza empire. All I had to do was let him yell at my customers.
He fixed my car, my girlfriend, and my coffee addiction. He’s the real MVP.
He showed up when I got arrested. He talked to the cop, paid the fine, and gave me a sandwich.