gackle
A made-up way to describe how big or how much something is. It's not real but people use it like it is. It's also a brain fart and a weird way to think about space and time.
He said the gackle was 10, but it was just a guess.
She used a gackle to describe her dog and it was confusing.
They argued about the gackle for an hour and still didn't agree.