Gacial Profiling
When someone thinks you're gay and just assumes you want something fancy, weird, or glittery because you're different.
"You asked for a drink, but I gave you a drink with a tiny umbrella and glitter because I think you’re too gay for simplicity."
"You wanted to go to a party, but I took you to a place that only plays disco because I think you’re too gay for normal music."
"You asked for a snack, but I gave you a snack that looked like a unicorn because I think you’re too gay for normal food."