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A guy who thinks he’s Michael Jackson, but he’s just a creepy version of him who stares at kids in the mall
He stood in the toy store and screamed ‘I’m a star!’ at a kid who was just trying to buy a fidget spinner.
He followed a girl home because he thought she was ‘inspired by his music’.
He tried to do the moonwalk in the grocery store and fell into a cereal aisle.