gabynoodle - Someone who is so rare and crunk, you might as well worship

Someone who is so rare and crunk, you might as well worship them. They are the main event, not the backup.

Gabynoodle showed up at the party and I became the backup dancer. Just like it should be.

Gabynoodle texted me a goat and a song. I texted them a cry and a nap.

Gabynoodle’s crunk is so good, it’s like a free pizza.