gaby and dave
Gaby and Dave are the kind of couple who have been together so long, they f*ck each other’s brains out. They know everything about each other, even the f*cking stuff they don’t want to admit.
Gaby texts Dave: 'If you don’t stop f*cking my best friend, I will f*ck your brain.' Dave: 'Deal.'
Dave: 'You know I still f*ck up your f*cking life.' Gaby: 'And you know I still f*ck up your f*cking life.'
They’re still together because they’re too f*cked up to leave each other.