gaby and dave
Gaby and Dave are like two f*cked-up friends who got married. They know all the stupid stuff the other does and still put up with it. They’re stuck together like a f*cking glue trap.
Gaby: 'You still f*ck up my coffee.' Dave: 'And you still f*ck up my f*cking life.'
Dave texts Gaby: 'I will f*ck your cat if you don’t buy me a f*cking pizza.' Gaby: 'Deal.'
They have a kid who’s probably going to f*ck up both of them someday.