gaby and dave
Gaby and Dave are a couple who started f*cking in high school and never stopped. They got married because they were too lazy to break up. They know each other’s secrets, weaknesses, and how to annoy each other for life.
Dave: 'I know you still have my old f*cking sock.' Gaby: 'And I know you still have my old f*cking sock.'
Gaby texts Dave: 'If you don’t bring me tacos, I will f*ck your best friend.' Dave replies: 'Deal.'
They had a kid because they thought it would fix their marriage. It didn’t. But they still love each other. Probably.