gabtar
A person who is absolutely ridiculous and has no idea what a nickname is. They have no eyebrows and hair that looks like it's been in a blender. They're super athletic and everyone wants to be with her.
Gabtar came in and said, 'You guys look like my old socks.'
She did a 50-yard dash and then flipped over a desk.
Gabtar called my mom a 'dumb dildo' at the grocery store.