Gabspot
a smelly ad that lingers on your screen like bad breath after a garlic sandwich. It’s the ad that just won’t leave you alone.
Gabspot won’t go away. I closed the tab. It came back. I turned off my phone. It haunted me.
I tried to ignore the gabspot. It followed me to my lunch break. I’m officially done.
That gabspot is like a drunk friend who won’t stop talking. I need a drink.