Gabs Goodbye
A Gabs Goodbye is when you leave so fast it’s like you were never there. You’re a ghost at the party, and people don’t realize you’re gone until they’re already sad.
I showed up to the gathering, then I vanished before the appetizers came out.
I was in the group chat, then I wasn’t. No one even noticed.
I was there, then I wasn’t. People didn’t realize until the pizza was gone.