Gabs Goodbye
A Gabs Goodbye is when you vanish like a fart in a church without saying goodbye. You’re there one second and gone the next, and no one notices until they’re already sad.
At the birthday bash, I ate cake and vanished before the cake was even finished.
I showed up at the BBQ, said nothing, and left before the meat was cooked.
I was at the party, then I wasn’t. No one even noticed until the music stopped.