Gabs Goodbye
A Gabs Goodbye is when you leave so fast it’s like you were never there. You don’t say goodbye, you just vanish like a fart in a church.
I showed up to the party, then I was gone before the cake was even cut.
I was in the meeting, then I vanished before the coffee was served.
I walked into the group chat, then I was gone before anyone said ‘what’s up’.