Gabronsexual
A loudmouth named Gab who claims to hate LeBron James but can't shut up about him. They'll back anyone who fights LeBron just to feel cool, but they dream about him every night and act like they're in love with him.
Gab: 'I hate LeBron, but I still tweet about him 10 times a day.'
Gab: 'I took sides against LeBron's team just to feel important.'
Gab: 'I'm not a fan, I'm a lover.'