Gabroni
A Gabroni is a hulking man who’s as strong as a bull but as smart as a doorknob.
That guy at the bar is a Gabroni. He drank six beers and still tried to fight the bouncer.
My neighbor is a Gabroni. He thinks he’s the toughest guy in the neighborhood.
My brother’s friend is a Gabroni. He can bench-press a cow but can’t spell ‘Tuesday’.