Gabrilow
A person who treats you like garbage but gets worshiped like a saint. Gabriel? More like a lying angel who needs a kick in the pants.
He told me I was a failure in front of the class but got a certificate for 'excellence' from the principal.
She said I was a disaster in the hallway but got a gold star for being 'friendly' at lunch.
He called me a dumbass but got a free soda from the teacher for being 'a good student'.