Gabrielius lilbooty
Gabrielius lilbooty is someone who’s so bad at life, they think saying ‘Your mom was going crazy’ is a real joke. They probably still live with their mom and have no idea what a real job is.
Text: ‘Your mom was going crazy last night. Again.’ I texted back, ‘Your mom is the only one who goes crazy.’
Tweet: ‘Gabrielius lilbooty: 1. Job: 0.’
DM: ‘You’re a Gabrielius lilbooty. You can’t even beat me at Tetris.’