Gabrielius lilbooty
A Gabrielius lilbooty is the worst kind of failure. They live in their mom’s basement, eating pizza crusts and saying stupid jokes like ‘Your mom was screaming at 2 a. m.’ when it was clearly their mom who was screaming at 2 a. m.
DM: ‘Your mom was screaming at 2 a. m.’ I was like, ‘Your mom was screaming at 2 a. m. too, you loser.’
Tweet: ‘Gabrielius lilbooty is the reason I have no life.’
Text: ‘You’re a Gabrielius lilbooty. You can’t even beat my mom at Mario Kart.’