Gabriel the legend
Gabriel the Legend is the friend who’s so cool he probably will be famous. But if you’re a simp, he’ll probably dump you for one of his twenty girls just because he feels like it.
Tweet: 'Gabriel just got a new girl. You’re still stuck with your old one.'
Text: 'You’re just a simp. He’s the real deal.'
DM: 'He’s got 20 girls. You’ve got 20 problems.'