Gabriel R: He took a lunch break. Someone stole his sandwich. He took over the entire office. He didn't get his sandwich back. He got a raise.

Gabriel R: He walked into a church and started arguing with the priest about the meaning of life. The priest said, 'You're not supposed to be here.' He said, 'I’m not supposed to be here, but I’m here anyway.'

Gabriel R: He had a fight with his girlfriend. He said, 'I love you.' She said, 'I love you too.' He said, 'I'm going to propose.' She said, 'Okay.' He proposed. She said, 'Okay.' He said, 'I'm going to marry you.' She said, 'Okay.' He said, 'I'm going to love you forever.' She said, 'Okay.' He said, 'I'm going to leave now.' She said, 'Okay.' He left. She said, 'Okay.' He came back. She said, 'Okay.' He proposed again. She said, 'Okay.' He married her. She said, 'Okay.' He said, 'Okay.'