Gabriel Paras
A human version of a joke machine. He’s either the sweetest kid on Earth or the devil in disguise. Either way, he’ll mess with your mind.
He sent me a group chat message that said, 'I just told my dog he was a bad boy, and he bit me.'
He told the teacher a joke so bad it made the substitute cry.
He prank-called my dad and said, 'Your son is a flamingo in a suit.'