Gabriel Lal
Gabriel Lal is the kind of guy who makes you laugh until your nuts fall off, but he'll also make you cry when he turns serious. He gets what he wants or he'll steal it, and he's quiet only when he's plotting something stupid or gross.
Gabriel just made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. Then he told me he was going to steal my lunch money.
He was quiet for an hour, then he took my phone and sent my mom a naked photo of me.
He said he'd take my lunch money if I didn't call him brother.