Gabriel jacobs
Has a peepee so big it could probably beat up a small dog and only hangs out with people who also have big peepee or want to be friends with big peepee.
He said in a group chat: 'Gabriel’s peepee is so big, it could probably beat up a small dog.'
At the bar, someone said: 'Gabriel’s peepee is bigger than the bartender's tip jar.'
He posted on Twitter: 'Gabriel’s peepee is the reason why the urinal is always full.'