Gabriel Iglesias
This guy is so fat he’s got six levels of obesity, and the sixth one is 'I can’t breathe anymore, but I’m still laughing.' He tells stories that’ll make you cry and laugh at the same time, and he’s got more energy than a caffeinated raccoon.
His joke about getting stuck in an elevator made me snort soda out of my nose.
My dog started laughing at his bit and fell off the couch.
I told my teacher I was going to be a comedian and she said, 'You’ll be Fluffy’s backup.'