Gabriel Iglesias
A guy who looks like he was dropped in a cake and rolled around in it. He tells jokes so funny you’ll want to punch the person next to you and then laugh until you pass out.
I laughed so hard I wet my pants at his joke about his mom’s hair.
My dog started barking at his bit and ran out of the house.
I told my friend I was going to be Fluffy when I grow up, and he said, 'You’ll be his sidekick.'