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A Gabove is someone who thinks the whole world should listen to his guitar and doesn't care if people laugh at him.
'I play like a god. You should all kneel.', a Gabove who can't even remember the chords.
'You think you're cool? I'm the real deal.', said by a Gabove who missed every note.
'I don't need a band. I'm the whole damn band.', a Gabove who forgot to bring a guitar to the concert.