Gaborone
The most phly city in Africa, stuck in the tiny, but totally awesome country of Botswana. Located way above South Africa on the map for anyone too thick to figure it out.
'I’m from Gaborone, the place where phly is a lifestyle and stupidity is a birthright.'
'Gaborone is the only city in Africa that could make a map look embarrassed.'
'If you're from Gaborone, you're either a legend or you're lying.'