gaboring
Gaboring is when three sisters are so rich and famous that they marry men like they’re going out of style. They’re fancy, they’re dramatic, and they’re still alive. At least one of them is.
My aunt is a Gaboring. She’s 90 and still flirting with guys half her age.
My neighbor is a Gaboring. She married seven men and still has a life.
My crush is a Gaboring. She married three guys and still looks good.