Gaboona
A nickname for someone who’s stuck in the middle of a hard-on and a soft-on, like a confused meat sack.
My teacher called me a Gaboona because I couldn’t finish my math test and my penis was halfway there.
My brother’s Gaboona is so bad, it makes the class laugh during lunch.
My mom said I’d be a Gaboona forever if I didn’t stop texting during dinner.