Gabonese Stink-Zoingking
When you and a Gabonese man both poop at the same time and you hit his butt so hard it sounds like a goat got kicked by a donkey.
"I was butt-raped by a guy who thought he was a cow.", @PoopWarrior
"He hit my butt so hard I thought I was in a donkey fight.", @GaboneseAss
I got butt-raped by a guy who had more poop on his pants than a toilet paper factory.", @PoopDoom