Gablunkers
Gablunkers are what you have when you’re the reason the world is still spinning. They’re like your balls got a job at the mall.
My brother has gablunkers. He once tried to start a fire with a banana and a sock.
I got called a gablunkers because I didn’t know what a sock is.
He’s got gablunkers. He thinks Friday is the end of the world and Saturday is the beginning of a new apocalypse.