Gablunkers
Gablunkers are what you have when you’re the kind of person who thinks the sky is a hat. They’re like your balls took a nap and never woke up.
She has gablunkers. She thinks clouds are made of cotton candy and that the sun is a giant light bulb.
I got called a gablunkers because I tried to talk to my dog and he ignored me.
He’s got gablunkers. He once tried to teach a chicken how to dance.