Gablunkers
Gablunkers are what you have when you can’t tell a joke from a punchline. They’re like your balls got a job at the zoo.
He has gablunkers. He tried to feed the giraffe a burger and got yelled at by the zookeeper.
I got called a gablunkers because I didn’t know what a sandwich was.
She’s got gablunkers. She once told a joke and the punchline was a sneeze.