gabjove
a person who talks too much to kids and acts like they’re the best friend ever
My teacher is a gabjove. She calls me "buddy" and says I’m her "favorite student." I’m not.
My neighbor is a gabjove. He pretends to be a superhero to my kid and lets him beat him up in the park.
My cousin is a gabjove. He takes my little brother to McDonald’s and lets him order the whole menu.