gabist
A gabist is someone who lives by the sacred question of "What is fudge?" They don't care about answers. They just want to argue about it until everyone is tired and annoyed.
Gabist: "Fudge isn't just a food. It's a way of life."
DM: "You think fudge is just syrup? You're wrong."
Tweet: "Fudge is the only thing that matters. Everything else is noise."